Aries (21 March – 20 April):
Put your natural leadership skills to good use; start a food fight. All mashed potatoes on deck!
This week’s power animal: Monkey.
Taurus (21 April – 21 May):
Don’t be so predictable this week. Dye your hair every color of the rainbow.
This week’s power animal: Toucan.
Gemini (22 May – 21 June):
Use your split personality to have some fun. Try to convince someone you are your own identical twin.
This week’s power animal: Gecko.
Cancer (22 June – 22 July):
Finances look good this week. Keep your head down to find that lost dollar.
This week’s power animal: Squirrel.
Leo (23 July – 22 Aug.):
You’re scaring people away. Stay inside. Get delivery.
This week’s power animal: Ostrich.
Virgo (23 Aug. – 23 Sept.):
Have you been working out? Show off your hot new bod with a quick streak around the block. Just make sure you watch out for cops.
This week’s power animal: Baboon.
Libra (24 Sept. – 23 Oct.):
You exude confidence this week. Throw on a dress, and sign up for the drag contest. You may be pleasantly surprised.
This week’s power animal: Peacock.
Scorpio (24 Oct. – 22 Nov.):
Just because you are not shaving doesn’t mean all personal hygiene has to go out the window.
This week’s power animal: Wooly Mammoth.
Sagittarius (23 Nov. – 21 Dec.):
Times may be tough right now, but remember, ice cream and whiskey is still a “Coke Float” in my book.
This week’s power animal: Hippo.
Capricorn (22 Dec. – 20 Jan.):
No one likes a princess. Let your hair down and dance in the rain.
This week’s power animal: Goose.
Aquarius (21 Jan. – 19 Feb.):
Hallucinations are not a normal side effect, but they can be the most fun! Just relax, and let it flow.
This week’s power animal: Unicorn.
Pisces (20 Feb. – 20 March):
Everybody! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
This week’s power animal: Clown Fish.
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