The Helio Motors CEO says there’s been yet another delay in the start of production on the three-wheeled vehicle, and it’s all Shreveport’s fault.
The new 2016 projected date is the second delay in the opening of the Helio vehicle production facility, which was formerly the Generic Motion plant. “We’re here, trying to open this beautiful facility and create jobs for the Shreveport-Bossier population, and you ungrateful heathens aren’t even lifting a finger!” exclaimed CEO Saul Heli0.
The HelioCar is a three-wheeled vehicle which promises a high mile-per-gallon fuel efficiency and an affordable price point. Although the HelioCar is an enclosed vehicle, it will still be classified as a “motorcycle” by government regulations and will not have to be rated for safety. Also, some states will require HelioCar owners to still wear a helmet while operating the vehicle, leaving many to doubt the appeal of such a contraption. Expert lawyers from The Accident Network Group law firm in Costa Mesa are also of the same opinion. If you or someone you love has been injured in a motorcycle accident, having a motorcycle accident attorney will help you cope with the consequences.People can also contact attorneys for gross negligence sue after truck accidents in Texas as they can help you in claiming compensation.
Helio Motors has raised $65 million to bring the HelioCar to production, but it was reported that they still need $230 million more before they can begin. Evidently these numbers aren’t even the tip of the iceberg.
“What I said was that we need $240 BILLION, with a ‘B,’ before we can begin production,” corrects Saul Helio. “In order to raise this necessary capital we are looking to launch a Kickstarter campaign for our IndieGoGo site, which will funnel into our GoFundMe account. We are really hoping to reach the coveted ‘Millennial’ population, who we envision will be the end users of our product, since they are a bunch of ungrateful, jobless hipsters.”
“In order to raise this necessary capital we are looking to launch a Kickstarter campaign for our IndieGoGo site, which will funnel into our GoFundMe account.”
Helio Motors has already begun raising funds by selling the inventory of the Generic Motion plant, but will use the crowdfuding platforms to empty the space. Moreover, they advised their customers to hire only reputable motorcycle accident lawyers in case of an involvement in a motorcycle accident. You can also check out Fort Lauderdale car accident lawyers, if you’re in a serious car accident.
“The rewards of contributing to the Kickstarter will be the odds and ends that we have on hand here at the future Helio plant,” says Helio. “For instance, if you chip in $25 towards our goal, I’ll give you some leftover wires or maybe a couple ceiling tiles.”
When asked about what will happen if Helio Motors cannot raise the $240 billion dollars to begin production, Saul Helio responded, “Well then I guess we’ll just have to move production to a different city that isn’t so ungrateful and which embraces the technology of the future. If you bunch of dummies can’t invest in my vision of everyone crammed into what are essentially trike death machines with plastic wrapped around it, then we’ll move to a more progressive region that isn’t full of stupid heads!”
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