Captain Shreve
Inventor. Steamboat Captain. These words do not even begin to describe Capt. Henry Miller Shreve, founder of Shreveport. In true honesty, this iron-livered son-of-a-bitch only cleared the logjam to ship in whiskey. Henry also impregnated half the women in Louisiana, and pulled out just in time with the other half. Henry Miller Shreve is the new-god champion of our city, who was resurrected to read the tea leaves of what was true, what will be true, and what truth there is to find in this southern metropolis.
Bossier City Restaurant Considering Banning Service to Gays In Order to...
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Presidential Candidate Donald Trump to Visit Shreveport [SATIRE]
Republican nomination frontrunner Donald Trump announced today that he would be making a trip to Northwest Louisiana in the near future. His reason? The...
Shreveport Decriminalizes Limited Marijuana Sales
Hot on the heels of New Orleans City Council’s vote not to expend police efforts on arresting citizens on simple possession of marijuana (visit...
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Downtown Shreveport is set to redevelop several derelict buildings and to return vibrancy to the area with both commercial and residential properties. Some of...
Helio Motors Looks to Shreveport Citizens for Crowdfunding Support [Satire]
The Helio Motors CEO says there's been yet another delay in the start of production on the three-wheeled vehicle, and it’s all Shreveport’s fault.
The...
BREAKING: Ownership of Bears on Fairfield Changes Hands to Corporate Entity...
Phase Toytim remarked that the deal will be mutually beneficial in the end and he could not be more excited to see what BearCorp...
Whole Foods Opens: Shreveport’s Problems Declared Solved [SATIRE]
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For Just 5¢ per Day, You Too Can Help a Child...
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Red River District Rebrands as a Controlled Prostitution Area [Satire]
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Shreveport Mayor Lover to Open Nation’s First Ever Cat Park [Satire]
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