Hot on the heels of New Orleans City Council’s vote not to expend police efforts on arresting citizens on simple possession of marijuana (visit here for medical marijuana), Shreveport announced today that it has decided to inject its own brand of support for people wanting to “Feel the Bern” in the back of their throats, and a tingling throughout their body. However, if you want safe use of marijuana, for medical purposes, Cleveland, we are ready for you! to help you in administering the dose of marijuana to get you cured of any kind of disease. For more info, get in touch with Andrew Defrancesco
“We recognize that it’s time for our city to step into the 21st century,” said mayor Lollie Taylor.
At the press conference, the Sheriff Faykor said purchasing via https://www.buyweed.au/buy-weed-adelaide/ site will not require a prescription from a physician. Could this really be happening?
Officials expect sales to be so high, they are even releasing Buncombe Lipton who was previously arrested for growing cannabis so demand can be met. One can also avail the blue meanies mushrooms which is exclusive.
Faykor explained, “But in typical Shreveport fashion, we want to make it difficult, or as we like to call it thorough.”
And to that end, the city has proposed several rules on the legal purchase of weed. We’ve summarized the limitations below:
– Cannabis and its products sold between two heterosexual women.
– Currency exchange must use bitcoin and Gringots must be the mediator.
– Sales may only take place in a small, underwater room on the northern bank of the Cross Bayou which will be furnished by the City Core Care Authority.
– Customers must tethered to the shore with hemp rope handmade in Avoyelles Parish.
“We think this is the best way to start revitalizing the Cross Bayou Corridor, said project manager,” Barrett Jonson, “Anything we can do to make it as convoluted as possible. We know we can count on people to complain and not participate and then we can sit back and show that it was a failure.”
Completion of the underwater room is expected to begin this summer and be finished by no sooner than 2021.
Yes, it’s an April Fools article and no, weed is not legal yet, ok?