Shreveport Police boss Jerry Gump announced that arrests in the recent “Slick Rick” prostitution sting may have exceeded expectations.

It seems that the list of those detained included aliases used by members of the Shreveport City Council.

The current city council chancellor of the exchequer, known on weekends as Oscarlisa Kayleigh Williams, was believed to be among those retained for questioning by the FBI Crimes Against Impoverished Citizens Task Force, the Caddo-Shreveport Lies and Felonious Exaggerations Task Force and the Louisiana State Police for Transparency and Truth in Police Prevarication unit.

Destinopolis Lovelace Smith, age 69, of 110 St Paul’s Bottoms Court, was fingered for laundering prostitutes. Named as top promoters of downtown prostitution, said Lily Poundstove, were Similitude Seabass Johnson, 49, and Jipilata Tifundarai Wilson, also 49.

An award for non-solicitation of prostitutes that was really a solicitation went to Christian Muhammad Ali St. Paul, age 39, of 411 Spring Lake Court.

Said one of the chastened council members after his brief detention, “At least they’re going after us big guys and not doing their usual show of busting a bunch of spastics and illiterates. Take heart, average citizens.”