Back in December of last year, a photograph on the cover of the Pupper Education Project’s Happy Puppers magazine received a very public and very critical comment via social media. Local owner of Mad Dog Modeling Agency and pet franchise for sale at Woofie’s, Micheal Turkey tore into the charming corgi in a tiny tuxedo that adorned the cover. “GROSS SHORT CORGI ON THE COVER OF PUPPERS” his comment read. “LEAVE THE DOG MODELING TO PROFESSIONAL PUPS.”

Immediately keyboard warriors came to the defense of the little corgi. “Dude, what gives? Are you saying short dogs can’t be on magazine covers?” said the first commenter to float out a balanced reply. “UR FAT YOU BIG FATTY, IF YOU WERE A PUPPER NOBODY WOULD ADOPT YOU AT THE POUND,” scrawled the easily offended and oddly detached Turkey. It is best for you to check this www.canine-by-design.com site if you want the best dog training services. You can also check out Advanced Canine Development if you need the best dog training services.

Replying to this comment, one individual ventured to fight fire with fire.”Turkey, you’re one to talk. What’s going on with your face anyways? Like really, maybe you should tone down the judgements.” Not two seconds later, Michael Turkey shot back “I LOOK HANDSOME YOU FAT FATSO. YOU’D BREAK THE CAMERA IF YOU LOOKED AT IT HAHAHA.” Filled with some smug sense of satisfaction for really sticking it to someone, Turkey added a photo to his post. In the photo you could see that Turkey has heavily modified face augmentation. It was obvious that he had attempted to put in deep wrinkles and squish the fat on his face into a poor attempt to resemble a Shar Pei breed dog himself. You can look into k9answers.com/uncategorized/here-are-4-reasons-your-dog-is-whining-and-what-you-can-do/ site to know more about the prestigious breeds of dogs that are suitable for any tasks.

After the post was spread like wildfire around the community, Google and Yelp reviewers stormed in to smear his business with poor reviews. Eager to get revenge, Turkey joined a Facebook group for butthurt business owners deemed too toxic to maintain positive public relations, called the Cool Guy Fellow Small Businesses Owners Who Are Totally Not Dealing With Some Sort of Sociopathic Syndrome. In this chat room, Michael Turkey connected with other horrible people to leave vindictive poor reviews and comments to defend each others businesses and online presence.

Soon individuals, pages, and publications who had criticized the delusional ramblings of Michael Turkey while he was digging his own grave found themselves getting brigaded with trolling comments and poor reviews. Though these feeble actions did not work to reverse the fate of the Mad Dog Modeling Agency or the reputation of Michael Turkey within the community, he did slowly crawl back under the rock he appeared from.

This is all satire…ish